a college student confessed that while he was back in high school he and some friends stole some beers from his parents fridge. they snuck down to the basement to drink them. this was a fool proof plan, all except for the fact that there was no bathroom in the basement.
they brilliantly remembered that the kitty litter box was down there, so they decided to use it.
he got home from school the next day to find that his father had spent that day at the vet for $400 worth of tests for the cat to find out what was wrong with the poor thing.
my father would have killed me.