Thursday, September 16, 2004

grumpy girl for president!

your vote counts!

yes, finally a candidate i can stand behind! here is her platform:

  • increase motivation and productivity with Federally subsidized "Free Shiatsu Friday's" and manditory work naps.
  • Guarentee every citizen access to affordable gourmet coffee plans and established tax preferred CSA's (Coffee Savings Accounts).
  • Instantly reverse the deficit and balance the budget annually with the institution of long overdue "Rude Person Tax".
  • Organize Task force to seek out and expose the increasing existence of insidious WMD (Wreckless and Miseducated Drivers).
  • Improve Homeland Security by giving women 3 extra sick days per month plus free pizza, fries and ice cream.

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